Monthly Archives: February 2021

Real Time Meets This Is Us

 

SPOILER ALERT:  If you plan to and have not yet watched either last Tuesday’s episode of “This Is Us” or “Real Time with Bill Maher,” you may want to wait before reading this post.

I do not know about you, but the attraction of NBC’s “This Is Us” is its ability to remind us of the challenges we all face in relationships.  For example, last Tuesday’s episode provided a tri-generational perspective on fathers and sons.  We first see another backstory example of why Jack Pearson constantly vows to be better than his own father.  At the other end of the spectrum, we witness Kevin Pearson telling a complete stranger about his self-imposed pressure to live up to his father’s example even though a flashback suggests Jack, at times, can emulate the same paternal behaviors he swore not to repeat.

Which brings me to last night’s edition of HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher.”  No one has made more fun or criticized Donald Trump than Maher, targeting his narcissism and his willingness to ignore facts.  Yet, last night, if I had not known better, I could have sworn the host was channeling the former president.  The opening monologue could only be described as “Bill Maher’s Greatest Hits.”  Just like every Trump rally, the content was neither new or clever.  He spent the first couple of minutes telling the audience (aka HIS cultists) how wonderful they are.

Image result for adam kinzingerNext came an interview with Congressman Adam Kinzinger (R-IL), one of ten GOP representatives to vote for impeachment and, with Liz Cheney, is trying to retake the party from the Trump cultists.  Maher’s response to every one of Kinzinger’s comments was, “Well, okay.”  This is how you respond when you either have not listened to what someone has said or do not care.  Remind you of anyone else?

But the most disturbing illustration of Maher morphing into Trump came during the panel discussion with Markos Moulitsas, founder and publisher of the blog Daily Kos, and former Republican strategist Steve Schmidt. First, he had to again talk about the difficulties he is having trying to activate the solar energy system at his home.  In the middle of a pandemic, Maher became the “it’s all about me and my problems” celebrity.

Then, in the middle of a conversation about whether cable news only invites guests who will say what the audience wants to hear, Maher interrupts and says he has the only show that offers opposing views.  He might as well have said, “Cable news is a carnage, and only I can fix it.”

The difference between Jack Pearson and Bill Maher?  Jack had the presence of mind to catch himself, look at the impact on his own son, and modify his behavior.  Trump just went plowing on.  Ironically, the ensuing discussion about the need for a sane middle-right party resulted in TOTAL agreement among the panel despite the fact there was a counter argument to be made.

Did Maher, Moulitsas and Schmidt not watch or read the news this week?  I do not want to take credit for this observation as Joe Scarborough has made the point repeatedly since the Georgia senate run-off.  He contends all the GOP rehetoric about an untethered radical left is unfounded.  As former red states elect Democratic senators and representatives, the moderating forces that used to be in the GOP now are the Joe Manchins (WV), John Testers (MT), Kyrsten Sinemas (AZ) and Mark Kellys (AZ).  They are the ones who are proposing alternatives to better target COVID-19 relief and putting the brakes on loading up the relief bill with non-germane provisions.

Additionally,  the panelists’ premise was also disproved by an exchange on “Morning Joe” earlier this week when Scarborough and a guest questioned whether the Biden administration was siding with teachers’ unions over the CDC when it came to school re-openings.  The gist of the criticism?  Biden said they were going to make decisions based on science, and in this case, it appears they are not.  It does not matter where you personally stand on the issue.  Anyone who believes that is not a legitimate question needs to check their objectivity credentials at the door.

One more data point.  A day after Schmidt resigned from the Lincoln Project following allegations of sexual misconduct against co-founder John Weaver, the panelist’s introduction included no mention of his former association with the anti-Trump group. This was followed by Maher telling his guest, “I’m not here to prosecute you.”  Instead Maher, who as mentioned above chided shows that play to their audiences, read a quote from New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez questioning the use of fund raised by the Lincoln Project.  Is it coincidence Maher chose AOC as the dissenting voice, as opposed to Meghan McCain who had also challenged Weaver’s and Schmidt’s motives?

Image result for bill maher gel hairImage result for eric trump haircutTo recap, Bill Maher hosted a panel during which all the participants shared the same opinions after ignoring any information that might refute their position and side-stepped the touchy issue that led to Schmidt’s Lincoln Project resignation.  Could there have been an agreement (you know, an NDA) between Schmidt and Maher to not raise the subject?  So much for Real Time being “the only show” with the testicular fortitude to broach unpopular viewpoints.  Just as Jack Pearson sometimes reneged on his pledge not to be like his father, Maher seems to be guilty of following in an elder’s footsteps.  Except it does not involve his actual father as Trump, who to my knowledge, did not sire the Real Time host, though Maher and Eric seem to have genetically similar hair.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

It’s Just Math

 

Ever since the January 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol and more recently the vote to strip Marjorie Taylor Greene of her seat on the House Education and Labor Committee, normally sane and insightful political pundits have focused on the following question.  Why do Republicans continue to side with a former president who cost the party the House majority in 2018, governorships in Kentucky and Louisiana in 2019 and the White House and Senate majority in 2020?

The consensus is a lingering fear of Donald Trump.  But fear of what?  There are two possibilities.  The first is somewhat conspiratorial, the existence of Trump kompromat on members of Congress, a topic I first presented in December 2018.  The article was titled “J. Edgar Cohen.” It questioned whether then Trump fixer Michael Cohen, ala former FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, maintained secret files that, if ever made public, would embarrass or even destroy the careers of those who did not support Trump.  But that would take more effort and competence than the Trump organization or White House ever demonstrated.

The second explanation focuses on fear of Trump’s cult-like voter base which House Speaker Nancy Pelosi now calls the “GQP” following Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy’s and the Republican House caucus’ overwhelming support (211-11) for Taylor Greene.  In contrast, Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell made it clear he does not want “the QAnon lady” to be the Democrat’s poster child for the 2022 mid-term election.  The question everyone seems to focus on is, “How large a percentage of the 2020 Trump turnout was made up of the QAnon, Proud Boy, white-supremacist, neo-Nazi fringe of the GOP?”

Image result for carrell an mackenzie davisBut, as I taught my students in the “Imagination and Entrepreneur” class at Miami, you cannot come up with a right answer if you’re asking the wrong question.  In this case, the value of that creative axiom came to me watching Jon Stewart’s movie Irresistible.  During the following exchange between a campaign manager Gary Zimmer (Steven Carrell) and his candidate’s daughter Diana Hastings (Mackenzie Davis), the latter questions tactics that could result in collateral damage.

Zimmer:  People are gonna get hurt.  I’m sorry.  I really am, but sometimes people have to do shitty things in service of the greater good.

Hastings:  Gary, stop!

Zimmer: What?

Hastings:  Is this politics?

Zimmer:  It’s not politics anymore, Diana.  It’s math.  That’s what an election is.  It’s just math.  We need what they get plus one.  That’s all.

So, the question is not how large is the number of alt-right voters who were part of the GOP ballot count in 2020.  A better question is how small can it be to make a difference in 2022?  And can that number explain the split between the Republican Senate and House leadership over support for Taylor Greene?

My best guess at that minimum figure is 10 percent for the following reason.  Of the 33 Senate seats to be contested in 2022, 10 are in states where the margin of victory was less than 10 percent.  Of those 10, seven of the winning candidates were Republicans.  If McConnell hopes to regain his majority leader status, he needs to hold on to all seven and pick off one of the three Democrats.  However, back in 2016, those GOP victors depended on a more traditional coalition of Republican voters with heavy support in primarily white suburban districts, the same voters who increasingly voted for Democrats in 2018 and Joe Biden in 2020.

McConnell is just doing the math.  He is willing to throw what he believes is a the smaller percentage of Trump GQP cultists under the bus to gain back what he hopes is a larger slice of suburban, white, female, college-educated voters.  Remember, his goal is “what they get plus one.  That’s all.”

The schism between House and Senate leadership exists because my 10 percent estimate is a statewide calculation.  The dynamics change in congressional districts, especially if they have been gerrymandered.  Dissing alt-right Trump cultists could create more intraparty battles between Trumpsters and establishment Republicans as we have witnessed already in Wyoming and Arizona.  Such divisions could jeopardize House races in districts in which the 2020 margin of victory was even greater than 10 percent.

That is why Wyoming may be the most interesting mid-term contest in 2022.  Because the state boundaries and Liz Cheney’s congressional district are one and the same.  In 2020, she won re-election with 68.7 percent of the vote of which an overwhelming majority were relatively sane and have supported the Cheney family for decades.  That makes for three scenarios for 2022.

  • She is defeated in the Republic primary by a Taylor Greene doppelganger.  Ala Lisa Murkowski she runs in the general as a write-in candidate.  Though she is likely to win, the split vote still gives the Democratic candidate a better chance in a three-way race.
  • She loses the Republican primary and decides to sit out the 2022 general election and launches a “win back the party” national campaign.  Would establishment Republicans seek revenge against the GOP nominee for taking down the state’s “favorite daughter?”
  • She wins the primary and likely goes on to win the general election.  Without Trumpist support the margin is significantly less than the 48.1 percent in 2020.

Wyoming in 2022 may be the best indicator whether a Trump coalition which tolerated some of the worst elements, no matter how small, was a marriage of convenience.  And whether that shotgun (or AR-15) wedding will end in a very messy divorce.  Especially, if like the last four years, it does not produce electoral victories.

POSTSCRIPT:  BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

While researching the 2020 election results in Wyoming, I came across a unforeseen tidbit.  I expected Cheney to have carried every county across the state, maybe with the exception of Albany County which includes Laramie and the University of Wyoming.  Albany County was very close with Cheney winning the county by a single percentage point.  The bigger surprise was Teton County which includes the City of Jackson.  Democrat Lynette Grey Bell outpolled Cheney 60 percent to 36 percent.  You do not need a crystal ball to know why.  The population is more diverse, wealthy, and educated as a result of in-migration from states like California.

Much is being written about how low-tax states such as Texas and Florida are attracting “refugees” from the northeast and California.  Governors Greg Abbott (TX) and Ron DeSantis (FL) are trying to accelerate those shifts by producing ads and making recruiting trips to encourage businesses to relocate.  However, they may reconsider when they realize the major export from those same states are liberals and Democrats.

FOOTNOTE:  You might be surprised to learn the exteriors of the fictional town of Deerlaken, Wisconsin portrayed in Irresistible is actually Rockmart, Georgia. Is this part of a liberal plot by Jon Stewart and others to infiltrate the rural South and make it more blue?

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

National Buffoons’ Vacation

 

With apologies to John Hughes (screenplay) and Harold Ramis (director), I present selected scenes from my forthcoming sequel to “National Lampoon’s Vacation” featuring Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz, Kevin McCarthy, Lauren Boebart, Matt Gaetz as themselves and Marjorie Taylor Greene as “the girl in the red Hummer.”


Opening Scene/Side-by-side pictures of McCarthy and Gaetz on election night 2020.

Announcer:  You’ve just been re-elected to the U.S. House of Representatives.  What are you going to do now?

McCarthy and Gaetz:  We’re going to HAWLEY WORLD!


Cruz Home Family Room/Cruz shows Boebart, McCarthy and Gaetz the trip route to DC.

Cruz:  Gang, I wanna make sure we get the maximum amount of fun time at Hawley World without missing any of the good stuff along the way…I’ve got the whole thing broken down into: total miles, miles per gallons, number of Proud Boys, MAGA nation and members of QAnon we can recruit on the way…With me so far?

McCarthy:  Don’t ask me.  I’ve never heard of any of these people.


On the Road/A girl in a Hummer (Taylor Greene) approaches the Cruz station wagon.  She glances over at Ted with a sexy smirk. Cruz steps on the gas to keep up as she passes them.

Boebart: Ted, you’re going eighty miles an hour!…Slow down!

Cruz:  Why?  We’re making good time. [Through the windshield, Cruz reads the Georgia license plate on the back of the Hummer — “1776.”  Cruz sings to himself.] You say you want a revolution…


Motel Courtyard/Cruz runs into the girl in the Hummer.

Taylor Greene: Enjoying your family road trip?

Cruz:  This is highly confidential.  Actually, I’m a U.S. senator. Have to be in Washington by the 3rd. That’s when the new session starts.

Taylor Greene:  Too bad you’re part of the Washington establishment.  I’m in the mood for some fun.

Cruz:  Establishment?  No way.  You probably think those people I’m with are my staff.  I’m my own man.  I take them with me when I’m back in Texas.  They sort of complete the establishment disguise.

The girl walks over to the pool and yanks off her top revealing a QAnon tattoo.  She then drops her jeans and dives in.

Taylor Greene: Wow! This feels great. Are you going to “go for it?”

Cruz kicks off his loafers, whips off his shirt and drops his pants.

Cruz: I’ll be right there. [Then to himself] This is crazy.  This is crazy. This is crazy.


FINAL SCENE/Station wagon pulls up to the entrance of Hawley World.  But the gate to the Hawley World castle (AKA U.S. Capitol) is barricaded.  Cruz stares at a huge cardboard cutout of Donald Trump.

Cruz:  I watch his goddamn rallies on TV every night.  I read his Tweets.  I buy his cheap merchandise.  I sit through his shit briefings.  I was supposed to be the chosen one.  And now this kid Hawley steals my thunder.  They owe me.  Right?

McCarthy:  Don’t ask me about Hawley.  Maybe we should wait and hear directly from him.  I don’t know if I’m even pronouncing his name right.

Cruz spots Hawley entering the Capitol.

Cruz:  Hey, Hawley.  You might find this hard to believe, but we’re big fans of yours.  It’s just that we were expecting to “stop the steal” and now it looks like it won’t happen.

Hawley:  Not true.  “Stop the Steal” Day at Hawley World is not until Wednesday.  It’s going to be huge.  Lots of people from all around the country.  And there will be several brand new attractions.  Senate and House balcony bungee jumping.  Jewish laser tag. Capture the false flag. Whack-a-cop.  Hide and go seek with the vice president and house speaker.  And special guest appearances by Rudy Giuliani, Donald Junior and the conspirator-in-chief himself Donald J. Trump.

Boebart:  That’s great!  How can we ever repay you?

Hawley:  I’m sure I will think of something.  Give me four years.

As the scene fades out, a red Hummer pulls up to the barricade.  On the passenger-side door, there is a magnetic sign with a picture of an AR-15 and the motto: EDUCATION COMMITTEE OR ELSE!


UPDATE:  After submitting the script to several major studios and indie producers, I’m afraid it has been universally rejected.  One studio head summed it up by saying, “Where do you come up with this stuff?  No way anyone would ever believe it.”

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

 

 

Hobby Lobby v. Amazon

 

Yesterday, Jeff Bezos announced he was stepping down as CEO of Amazon 27 years after founding the online retail giant.  And one of the issues that has dogged Amazon and other online stores is the unfair advantage they have over brick and mortar outlets.

But that’s not what I came here to talk about.  Today’s topic is the attention and preferential treatment some parts of the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution get over others.  At the top of the list of favored children is “freedom of speech.”  Since the insurgent attack on the U.S. Capitol, several social media platforms and publications have taken a second look at the impact of offering their services to purveyors of incendiary messaging.  In response, conservative-leaning officials and commentators have flooded the airwaves crying “cancel culture” and demanding government action against social media and the press.

Biden, Harris pay respects to Capitol officer killed in riot – WTRFYet, last night, Fox News chose not to broadcast President Biden paying respects to Capitol police office Brian Sicknick who was beaten to death by those who invaded the building on January 6th.  Where was the outrage about “cancel culture” by these same people who are so concerned Americans are sheltered from contrarian views.  I will bet the farm Rupert Murdoch would have screamed “we can’t let government control information” if White House press secretary Jenna Psaki had attacked Fox News on First Amendment grounds for not covering the story.

But I digress.  This was not supposed to be about freedom of speech.  So let’s move on to “no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.”  This is a bit dated, but still worthy of note.  In 2013, Hobby Lobby a company owned by a conservative Christian, was accused of not selling items related to Jewish holidays.  The  controversy reached a peak when a clerk at the store’s Marlboro, New Jersey location told a Jewish customer who asked where he could find Hanukah craft items, “We don’t cater to your people.”

Hobby Lobby president Steve Green apologized for the incident and confirmed the chain did not carry Judaica at that time, stating:

We have previously carried merchandise in our stores related to Jewish holidays. We select the items we sell in our stores based on customer demand. We are working with our buyers to re-evaluate our holiday items and what we will carry in the future.

Green has no obligation to carry Jewish craft items just as I have no obligation to shop at one of his outlets.  More importantly, I would never sue Green or Hobby Lobby for violating my constitutional right to free exercise of religion because it does not apply in this case.  (I do wonder if the section for atheists and agnostics is an aisle with empty shelves.)

Too bad the alt-right does not share that view.  Amazon, post-January 6th, elected to no longer be the website host for Parler, the favorite social media site of many participants in the Capitol attack.  Parler sued Amazon for breach of contract although a significant percentage of Parler users violated Amazon’s content policy which states clients cannot offer goods or services that “promote, incite or glorify hatred, violence, racial, sexual or religious intolerance or promote organizations with such views.”  The only real issue is why they waited until January 6th to drop Parler as a client.

This double standard also applies to the Second Amendment.  On January 25, 2021, Law Enforcement Today reported the owner of Trigger Firearms and Reloading in Jefferson City, Missouri posted the following message on the store’s Facebook page.  “We don’t have guns or ammo for Biden supporters.  Sorry for the inconvenience.”  Where was the outcry from Missouri Senator Josh Hawley, co-founder of the Senate  Sedition Caucus, who one day before wrote in a New York Post op-ed, “Your ‘conservative’ social platform isn’t worth much when Amazon can shut it down.”

In HawleyWorld it is okay for a private company to deny access to semi-automatic weapons and multi-round magazines based on how you vote, but Twitter or Facebook cannot stop people like him or Marjorie Taylor Green from posting inflammatory lies and conspiracy theories.  And does the phrase “well regulated militia” mean one of the governing criteria for membership in these commando units must be support of Donald Trump?  Senator, can you say, “Hypocrisy.”  I knew you could.

There is one more irony to consider.  Many of these same “conservatives” long ago traded in their pocket-sized editions of the Constitution for a complete set of Ayn Rand novels.  From Rand’s “the virtue of selfishness” to Ronald Reagan’s “government is not the solution; it is the problem,” the right has worshiped at the altar of the “invisible hand.”  Let the free market decide.  That is, until the opposition realized how powerful the market can be.  Until rogues on Reddit outfoxed government protected hedge fund managers.  Until consumers decided they did not want to line the pockets of Publix heiress Julia Jenkins Fancelli who used some of that wealth to finance an insurrection against America democracy.  Until citizens concerned about climate change challenged the future of the oil and gas industry by demanding more electric cars and sustainable sources of energy.

To paraphrase the Gospel, “Give to the Constitution that which is actually governed by the Constitution; otherwise, leave the Constitution out of it and quit your bitching.”

 

UPDATE FROM THE MIAMI HERALD (2/2/2021)

“On the same day former President Donald Trump’s lawyers argued that his words to the mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol were protected by his First Amendment right to free speech, Gov. Ron DeSantis held a hastily called news conference to announce a proposal to penalize social media companies for blocking politicians, even if they incite violence.”

So, according to DeSantis, the state can force a private company to give a platform to a politician, who has called for the assassination of the Speaker of the House.  Where is the “freedom caucus” now?

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP

 

Fore! Play

 

There are two organizations in which the members are largely responsible for monitoring their own behavior.  The first is professional golf.  While there are rules officials on the course during every tournament, they rarely have to charge a player with a violation of the sport’s behavioral canons or assess penalties.  A professional golfer who deviates from the standard of self-policing can quickly be marked by fellow contenders as a persona non grata.

Golf: Patrick Reed accused of 'cheating' againTo understand this principle, one need look back no farther than the 10th hole at Torrey Pines during the third round of the Farmers Insurance Open this past weekend.  Patrick Reed’s second shot found the left rough, bounced and dove into the deep blend of kikuyu, rye and poa annua grass.  Reed, upon reaching his ball, believed it was embedded in the softer than usual ground, understandable considering the course had been pummeled by rain and sleet the previous day.  Instead of immediately calling for an official or asking another member of the threesome to confirm his judgment, Reed picked up the ball and examined the lie.  Immediately, the online golf community speculated Reed should be assessed a two-stroke penalty for moving the ball.

The same day, Rory McIlroy faced a similar situation on the 18th hole and took comparable relief.  However, McIlroy did not face similar protests on the internet.  Was it merely the fact McIlroy first conferred with playing partners Robby Shelton and Will Gordon before touching the ball?  Were the situations so different to suggest Reed actually violated the rules while McIlroy had not?  Not according to the tournament officials who, after reviewing video of Reed’s actions, did not assess any penalty.

Technically, both players adhered to the procedures laid out in Sections 16.3 and 16.4 in the “Rules of Golf.”  Then, what was the difference which created an uproar in one case and not the other?  Two things.  First, in golf, there is a difference between the letter of the law and the spirit of the game.  While acknowledging Reed did not technically violate a rule, all four CBS commentators–Nick Faldo, Ian Baker Finch, Frank Nibolo and Dottie Pepper–said they would never have done what Reed did.  They confirmed McIlroy followed the more common and accepted practice of involving others BEFORE moving his ball.

The second is what one announcer referred to as Reed’s “pre-existing condition.”  This diagnosis was based on Reed’s history of questionable actions going back to his college days at the University of Georgia where he was dismissed from the golf team after just one year.  Subsequent behavior including arguments with course officials, additional charges of cheating and homophobic hot mic comments have made Reed one of the most unpopular players among his peers.   Therefore, if like McIlroy, the issue on Saturday had been a one-off, he too may have received the benefit of the doubt.  But one’s credibility and reputation depends not only on what you do today, but past patterns of behavior.

Which brings me to the second organization in which members are expected to self-monitor, the United States Senate.  And in this particular case, Republican senators.  They too have a Reed-like “pre-existing condition.”  When out of power, GOP members of the upper chamber of Congress beg the Democratic leadership to give a little in order to win bi-partisan support for pending legislation.  But it is never enough.  Of course, the best example is the Affordable Care Act.  At Republicans’ request, Democrats agreed to remove a public option to increase support for the bill, much of which was modeled after Massachusetts law championed by then governor Mitt Romney.  However, following adoption of several GOP-sponsored amendments, not one Republican voted for passage of the bill.

So yesterday, when the 10 Republicans who brought their counter proposal for COVID relief to the Oval Office claimed they were acting in the spirit of bi-partisan unity, should we give them the benefit of the doubt?  That depends less on what they say and do today than their history in similar situations.  If politics were golf, you might call that past behavior “fore! play.”

Postscript:  Origins of a Conspiracy Theory

Some alt-right conspiracies are understandable.  For example, Trump supporter Sal Amanda posted the following on Twitter.

Forget the misspellings and typos.  Anyone could confuse labor and civil rights activist Cesar Chavez for the late Hugo Chavez.  Right?

But how do you explain Marjorie Taylor Green’s conspiracy theory the California wild fires were started by Jewish anarchists using space lasers?  Last night, while searching for songs on Amazon Music Unlimited, I think I found the answer.  There it was, the all-Aryan cast album of the 2020 production of Fiddler on the Roof on which the eighth song “Tevye’s Dream” identifies the leader of this Hebraic cadre of international renegades as “the butcher ‘Laser’ Wolf.”

You cannot make this stuff up.  Or maybe you can.

For what it’s worth.
Dr. ESP